O'Brien - El Toro - Arrowhead
Team Report (Volume 5)
QUADZOOKS!!!
O-E-A cruises in a doubleheader sweep of Quad to bring their record to 8 - 4. Newly named team captain Brian Malloch seemingly couldn't handle the pressure as he chipped in a pathetic 1 for 5 performance. Hall of Fame Coach Virgil Bohlen Jr. had this to say following the game "He's just a kid, we've placed big expectations on his shoulders, it will take him time to adjust - it just better not be too much time or his ass will be on the bench with Wilson!"
In other news, self proclaimed "All World Coach" Kevin Dennemann took the night off to get his nails done.
Next up on June 17th for O-E-A is Tod & Johns.
Reported by: "SCOOP SMACKEY" (winner of the 2004 Ozzie Guillen literary award)