O'Brien - El Toro - Arrowhead
Team Report (Volume 3)
The sloshed wallop the Sloshers!
Coaching Hall of Fame candidate 3rd base coach Kevin Dennemann had his arm in a sling following the game. "I just kept waving them guy's home" "They just kept coming, I just prayed Wilson would get on base so I could have a break". With Dennemann coaching third, (and batting 1.000) and the "Miracle Bat" in the dugout, the team certainly looked more like their old selves as they brought their record back to the 500 mark.
In other news, Mark Douglas sustained a hernia while playing Barbie's with lead off hitter Joe Rudicil. Apparently there was an argument between "Beach Barbie" and "Lesbian Barbie" and Mark got caught in the middle. Details are still sketchy but 1 eye witness said Joe was heard screaming "if I'm on top I'm not gay!"
The team has an off week for Memorial Day weekend. They resume action on June 3rd against Ford of Champaign.
Reported by: "SCOOP SMACKEY" (winner of the 2004 Ozzie Guillen literary award)