SMACKEYBURGER   YOU CAN'T BEAT THE MEAT

March Madness

2009 Smackeyburger Cup

Fantasy NASCAR

Dash for Cash Segment 2 Winner

Tyler Dierks

 SWAMI STORY

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'

No one moved.

The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now, stand and confess your transgression.'

Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,

'Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.'

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.

SWAMI STATS

 Average life expectancy ( in seconds ) of an enemy soldier in a Chuck Norris film : 4
 Number of men who have written letters proposing marriage to Vanna White : 3506
 Number of chemical elements in the universe : 104 In a glass of New Jersey tap water : 98

 

 
I

2009 Smackeyburger Cup

Fantasy NASCAR

Smackeyburger Cup Rules  Enter Line Up

THE BIG CHALLENGE 

contest Rules

Big 10 reports 

  Big 12 Reports

Big East Reports

Frozen 4

Contest Rules

MARCH MADNESS

NCAA Tournament Brackets

Report Central

Contest Rules

Fantasy NASCAR

Smackey Bowl Bonanza

Report Central

2008 Smackeyburger Cup Champion

Jerry Crawley

2008 Chase Standings